AT LAST !

NylonDave

I guess that it must be obvious that I am struggling with learning the guitar. It is a challenging instrument. And of course finding the right one can be difficult task for any aspiring player.

However I think I have found a real solution at last. Best of all it can be purchased for mere money.

So I tried out my brand new guitar playing with friends the other night and can honestly say that by the end of the night not only was I playing better than ever before but so was everybody else.

So what is the key to this dream instrument ? Well, we are still in the testing stages so much is still under wraps but.... I can tell you some of its features.

I was playing rhythm too loudly and the guitar slapped me square in the face till I started listening properly.

I started a solo without a single musical idea in my head and it slapped me full in the face until I started listening to my inner musical monologue properly.

I was online ordering another new guitar and mine burst out of it's case and slapped me full in the face.

I wasn't paying attention to clumsy technique and the guitar slapped me full in the face. I appealed that I didn't have the right pick and it put me over it's knee.....................................,,,,,,,

OUCH, sorry better go, the guys at the lab just now remotely installed a new keyboard driver for my laptop and well,,,, I better go and wrap my face in bandages for a bit.

D.