Django came to me in a dream and told me that he wants to help all the lads out there at djangobooks.com learn to play Minor Swing exactly like he used to play it!
Django's divided it up into bite-sized chunks and will patiently repeat each one for you as often as you want (Command-L)... he'll even slow it right down for you (Command-K)
Django had to leave to give Jesus his daily guitar lesson (Jesus plays klezmer, heavy metal and gypsy jazz; pretty decently, too, according to Django).
His last words were "Bonne chance, gadjos!"
Paul Cezanne: "I could paint for a thousand years without stopping and I would still feel as though I knew nothing."
Edgar Degas: "Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things.... To draw, you must close your eyes and sing."