DjangoBooks.com

Home› Welcome

Important announcement

TwangTwang New
in Welcome Posts: 417

Fellow musicians: In an effort to make music more accessible to more people, instruments should be given names that provide a better description of them. Please learn the names listed below and use them from now on.

Thank you for your cooperation.


Saxophone- Bendy Sex Whistle

Bassoon- Parpy Tree Trunk

Oboe-Duck Pipe

French Horn-Curvy Honk Glove

Cymbals- Smashy Plates

Harp- Naked Piano

Violin- Screech Plank

Cello- Large Screech Plank

Double Bass- Jazz Coffin

Flute- Sideways Pea shooter

Trombone- Slidy Fart Horn

Trumpet- Squeaky Cheek Exploder

Triangle- Whack-a-Dingle

Bucovanmalmsteen
«1

Comments

  • Lango-DjangoLango-Django Niagara-On-The-Lake, ONModerator
    Posts: 1,876

    Banjo: White Man's Burden

    TwangBucobillyshakes
    Paul Cezanne: "I could paint for a thousand years without stopping and I would still feel as though I knew nothing."

    Edgar Degas: "Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things.... To draw, you must close your eyes and sing."

    Georges Braque: "In art there is only one thing that counts: the bit that can’t be explained."
  • Lango-DjangoLango-Django Niagara-On-The-Lake, ONModerator
    Posts: 1,876

    Clarinet: Horse Thermometer

    TwangBuco
    Paul Cezanne: "I could paint for a thousand years without stopping and I would still feel as though I knew nothing."

    Edgar Degas: "Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things.... To draw, you must close your eyes and sing."

    Georges Braque: "In art there is only one thing that counts: the bit that can’t be explained."
  • Lango-DjangoLango-Django Niagara-On-The-Lake, ONModerator
    edited February 2021 Posts: 1,876

    Bass Sax: King Midas Urinal

    TwangBuco
    Paul Cezanne: "I could paint for a thousand years without stopping and I would still feel as though I knew nothing."

    Edgar Degas: "Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things.... To draw, you must close your eyes and sing."

    Georges Braque: "In art there is only one thing that counts: the bit that can’t be explained."
  • billyshakesbillyshakes NoVA✭✭✭ Park Avance - Dupont Nomade - Dupont DM-50E
    Posts: 1,424

    Guitar: Guitar

    Why would it need a nickname when everyone knows what it is and wants to play it? Why would anyone want to play anything else?

    TwangBuco
  • Lango-DjangoLango-Django Niagara-On-The-Lake, ONModerator
    Posts: 1,876

    Bagpipes: Geneva Convention Violator

    Twangdemarzo
    Paul Cezanne: "I could paint for a thousand years without stopping and I would still feel as though I knew nothing."

    Edgar Degas: "Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things.... To draw, you must close your eyes and sing."

    Georges Braque: "In art there is only one thing that counts: the bit that can’t be explained."
  • Lango-DjangoLango-Django Niagara-On-The-Lake, ONModerator
    Posts: 1,876

    Girl Singer: Key Searcher

    Twang
    Paul Cezanne: "I could paint for a thousand years without stopping and I would still feel as though I knew nothing."

    Edgar Degas: "Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things.... To draw, you must close your eyes and sing."

    Georges Braque: "In art there is only one thing that counts: the bit that can’t be explained."
  • ChrisMartinChrisMartin Shellharbour NSW Australia✭✭ Di Mauro x2, Petrarca, Genovesi, Burns, Kremona Zornitsa & Paul Beuscher resonator.
    Posts: 959

    Drums - bashed by a musician's friend.

    Twangbillyshakesvanmalmsteen
  • ChrisMartinChrisMartin Shellharbour NSW Australia✭✭ Di Mauro x2, Petrarca, Genovesi, Burns, Kremona Zornitsa & Paul Beuscher resonator.
    Posts: 959

    Harmonica - known around London musos at least as a 'Gob Iron'.

    Twang
  • Lango-DjangoLango-Django Niagara-On-The-Lake, ONModerator
    Posts: 1,876

    GJ rhythm guitarist: I Ching Ching Ching

    Paul Cezanne: "I could paint for a thousand years without stopping and I would still feel as though I knew nothing."

    Edgar Degas: "Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things.... To draw, you must close your eyes and sing."

    Georges Braque: "In art there is only one thing that counts: the bit that can’t be explained."
  • TwangTwang New
    Posts: 417

    I made the mistake of taking a girlfriend to a Gypsy Jazz festival many years ago. She followed me round, grinning like a Cheshire cat, singing "I Ching Ching Ching, I Ching Ching Ching" all weekend long!

Sign In or Register to comment.
Home  |  Forum  |  Blog  |  Contact  |  206-528-9873
The Premier Gypsy Jazz Marketplace
DjangoBooks.com
USD CAD GBP EUR AUD
USD CAD GBP EUR AUD
Banner Adverts
Banner Adverts
Sell Your Guitar
© 2024 DjangoBooks.com, all rights reserved worldwide.
Software: Kryptronic eCommerce, Copyright 1999-2024 Kryptronic, Inc. Exec Time: 0.005875 Seconds Memory Usage: 0.997665 Megabytes
Kryptronic